huynh, cindy (11:10:44 PM): true story to tell my grandkids ‘there i was in korea with gdragon holding my hand in marriage lol’
mrjeremy: stewietheponie: LEE JOON IS ON MY TV stewietheponie: LOL stewietheponie: oops stewietheponie: LOL! stewietheponie: OMG stewietheponie: WRONG CONVO chris0p0lus: … ————————————————————————————————————————- obviously, this was for shelly. and not christopher. and the sad thing was, we were talking about something important and serious. how sad is that? but it was hella funny. LOL! ...
i didn't know there was going to be a Mean Girls...
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next...
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Reblog this if you miss talking to someone you...
shiitaki: greatestlie: whatsjenuine:filthysecrets:(via huyenle)
Saddest text message I read today.
Girl: babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: alright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: you're drinking again?
Boy: don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: okay, I'll be waiting.
hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time.
The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls.
He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained.
The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.
Brother: someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.
Babe, where are you?
Babe, why is your phone off?
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
(This was originally in Filipino, but I translated it for you guys.)
I felt sad, reading this.
Guys, you'll never know when you'll lose the people you love.
Show them everyday how much you love them because you'll never know when you can't, anymore.
I found out what a hobknocker is.
kupc4k3sk4th13: —-cthoaang: ontherealstho: ayeeitscmk: linatrannnnsformers: It’s when someone dick slaps you across the face. (: LOLOLOL. oh shit. i said hobknocker in history class. LMFAO
My heart starts beating faster when you come...
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-Cousins listening to OMG by Usher on youtube- I...
ileneyweenie: So I let my younger cousins who are like 8-10 on my computer, and I leave the room. When I come back in they’re listening to “OMG” by Usher feat. Will-I-am. & “OMG, THIS SONG IS SO ANNOYING.” No offense to people who like this song and are a fan of Usher, I’m just not THAT into songs now-a-days where it’s all remixed, and these DJ’s and robotic voices.. ugh. that’s like...
To parents: Don't question your kids about why...
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Why hellothere,: Yesterday's dream, →
Yesterday night, I had one of the most traumatizing dreams in my life. o-o It was..bleh. Soo, our little group was playing the kicking the ball game. Vy, Cam, & Tammy were on one side, while Huong, Patepate , Kathie, and some dude (didn’t see his face yet) were on the other team. O: Idk what I was… o-o… i dont wanna grab some guy’s head LOL (where was jennie? XD)
What the effing..
chris0p0lus 3: 36 pm (3:36:23 PM): if u go il please yu in bed;D
...EW? EEEEEWW! O_O WTF,
i wish money grew on trees
i mean, you find them on the ground, dont you?
scottish korean "contradiction"
XD the commercial :D i love it haha the dude timmy (was his name timmy?) appeared out of nowhere o_o then today LOL i came home from walmart XD & there was this dude wearing shorts&no shirt! LOL he looked exactly like timmy!!! HHAHA :D i laughed so hard
Here's something that will ruin your childhood...
kupc4k3sk4th13: shesamcxineista: imzaric: The first episode of pokemon when Ash gets hit by lightning he goes into a coma. The rest of the television series are his dreams. No… (via cardiganz) really ?? O_O