May 2013
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
katelynpossible:
never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
hotweiners:
methlabrador:
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
Layers and layers of communist propaganda
cheesecurl:
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
My relationship with my siblings
laugh-addict:
(lol here!)
ferretdog:
just realized fish cant hug
slapmytitties:
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
perfectrainbow:
imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be
derpballing-with-5sos:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
ponyboyismyhomeboy:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been...
asian:
cannot believe we can send people to mars but we can’t make an umbrella that functions in the wind
